I'm pleased to announce the large print edition of my Midnight Reader collection. You oughta see this dandy. 20 PT GARAMOND — with "cocks" and "balls" so huge they almost leap out and smack ya! I enjoy filling every kinky niche I come across, and I figured seniors and people with visual difficulties need smut, too! Plus it's fucking huge. 422 thick, cream-colored pages. Cream. Good for some one-handed reading, eh? Want it? Just touch his nipple and it's yours, man. Not your cup of tea? Consider what a gift it would make for your elderly relatives.
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